Monday, November 25, 2013

Rally Rules

Evening:
Obligatory appearance @ bar ( they made me do it) followed by Questionable buffet.  Slightly intoxicated, fighting heartburn and sleep deprivation, now is the time to do next day's calculations. No problem if mistakes are made, officials change course anyway.

Night, or what is left of it:
Heavy sleep, snoring, rudely interrupted by pre-dawn, even more suspicious breakfast. What IS that and why can't I cut it?

Motoring:
Driving, punctuated by frightening episodes of rocket research on gravel or race track. Monkey scared. Leisurely 500 or 600 km drive, much on gravel, toward another full filled night with occasional stops for P&P. Notice no mention of lunch because we carry essentials-Water and a fine selection of gas station cuisine to be consumed under way as road conditions allow.

Notes:
Navigator and driver equally responsible for ear protection sufficient to eliminate any possibility of communication.

Fashion..delete.  Avoid opening suitcase until mandated by health officials!






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